April 23, 2003

No Complaint

Or, in layman's terms, no charges filed.

Yeah, bitches.

Posted by DV at April 23, 2003 11:33 AM

yey!! way to go, dave!

Posted by: michele at April 23, 2003 04:08 PM

but how did you do it? was it the zoo bombing? i know nothing sways the feds like a good bomb to the zoo...

Posted by: didofoot at April 23, 2003 04:25 PM

watch the pandas! they're endangered. and cute.

Posted by: michele at April 23, 2003 04:26 PM

Bastards should pay for a new bike for you! We want a mobile DV :)

Posted by: cody at April 23, 2003 04:42 PM

When they saw me reduced to a mini-bike, they just assumed I was no longer a threat to society...

Speaking of which, Zoo Bombing was just like Kristin's dream, except only the bike shrunk, and I started somewhere on her scalp and finished at her fingertips, and then the second time she got in the shower.

Posted by: DV at April 23, 2003 06:19 PM

it reminds me of that time you and me and katie all had headlice together. ah, kindergarden through second grade. good times. but itchy.

Posted by: didofoot at May 7, 2003 04:22 PM